Macaroni & Regret: The Candle That Smells Like Bad Decisions

Description

Ever wanted your living room to smell like a college dorm room on a Sunday afternoon? Introducing the Macaroni & Regret Candle! This 5 x 5 x 3.4 inch masterpiece is housed in a charming yet suspicious porcelain pasta bowl that might just lead your friends to question your sanity—or their own culinary choices. Crafted with 85% vegetable wax and 15% beeswax, this candle wafts out a cheesy aroma so pungent that it might conjure memories of microwave meals and regretful life choices. Perfect for those awkward gatherings where you want to show your friends you care, or at least challenge their sense of smell! Ideal for white elephant exchanges, but don’t blame us if the room becomes a battlefield of nostalgia-fueled fights over who really overcooked the Kraft mac and cheese in college. Warning: may incite existential crises and cravings for actual carbs. Keep this aromatic abomination out of reach of the kids, and let the bizarre scent of lost dreams fill your space, infusing just the right amount of chaos into your life!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come