The Facepocalypse Blanket - Cuddle Up with Your New Nightmare!

Description

Meet the Facepocalypse Blanket! An atrocity draped in fleece and hilarity, measuring 50" x 40", it’s like having an awkward family reunion but with a face you never want to see up close. Great for snuggling with at night or brazenly displaying on your couch to confuse guests, this blanket guarantees to turn any cozy night into an existential crisis. It's the perfect gift for someone you secretly want to haunt or for that friend who said they 'love unique home decor.' Whether it’s for birthdays, Christmas, or the ultimate white elephant showdown where nobody leaves without questioning their sanity, this blanket will leave them snickering (or screaming) in the best way possible. Care is simple: just throw it in the wash and hope the faces don’t escape! Cozy up, if you dare!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come