Emergency Boyfriend: Just Add Water (No Returns, No Regrets!)

Description

Feeling lonely, bored, or maybe just in desperate need of a second date that’s actually in your bathtub? Meet Emergency Boyfriend! Simply add water and experience the awe-inspiring magic of a man that blooms right before your eyes — just like houseplants, but with less oxygen and more awkward conversation. Perfect for late-night existential crises, or as a gift for that friend whose dating life is a sitcom too far gone. Warning: If left submerged for more than 24 hours, he may start to sprout an attitude (or a mustache). Use him in your next water balloon fight for maximum hilarity — he can take the splash, but be prepared for his sulking during the dry-off phase!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come