Crustacean in Capris: The Manatee of Menstrual Mayhem

Description

Introducing the Crustacean in Capris, the absurd remedy to your monthly misery that’s part lobster, part self-love coach, and entirely too weird for your bathroom! This rotund, lavender-scented crustacean doesn’t just sit there—it warms your belly and your bruised soul while holding a stockpile of tampons in its pincers. Picture this: you’re cramping up on the couch, and your friend hands you an emotional support lobster that smells like a day spa and hasn’t been invited to dinner. Who said periods can’t be plush, pitiful, and packed with questionable charm? Ideal for the brave souls navigating the blood-red sea of mood swings, this is the gift that begs the question: Why? Because it’s the perfect blend of ridiculous and surprisingly practical, making it your go-to for gently mocking your loved ones during the annual ‘Let’s Pretend We’re Not Bleeding’ brunch. Gift this delightful seafood therapy today—because everyone needs a quirky crustacean to carry their hygiene products and shame!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come