Menstruation Crustacean – Lavender-Scented Heating Pad Lobster That Holds Tampons and Your Emotional Support

Description

Meet the Menstruation Crustacean, your monthly cycle's cutest (and weirdest) MVP. This cuddly red lobster is a microwavable, lavender-scented, weighted heating pad designed to help soothe cramps — while also doubling as a soft, squishy emotional support shrimp. Need storage? It holds tampons in its claws. Need a laugh? It's literally a plush crustacean that smells like a spa. Powered by zero wires, batteries, or dignity, it's a weirdly perfect gift for girlfriends, daughters, besties, or anyone in need of comfort during the blood moon. From the makers of WHAT DO YOU MEME?, this is functional absurdity at its finest.

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come