Middle Finger Projection Pen: The 'Why Are You Still Talking?' Device

Description

Introducing the Middle Finger Projection Pen, the only writing utensil that literally says, "Shut up, Karen!" with a flick of the wrist. Forget mundane notes and grocery lists—this pen is here to spice up your life with the class of a middle school talent show and the sophistication of a drunk parrot. Imagine it: you’re at your buddy’s boring birthday bash, and instead of staring into the abyss of small talk, you pull out the ultimate showstopper. With a flick of your wrist, a beautiful, illuminated middle finger flips into existence like a total drama llama! Perfect for sending passive-aggressive messages from across the room or simply to remind loved ones that, no, they CAN'T talk about that long, tedious work project one more time!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come