Inedible Pizza Socks: For When Your Cravings Wear Shoes

Description

Why settle for a boring ol' gift when you can give the ultimate conundrum: socks that look like your favorite greasy slice but aren't edible? Packaged in a deceptive pizza box that will have your friends questioning their lives, these vibrant foot prisons are perfect for the friend who loves pizza but should never be trusted in the kitchen. Ideal for confusing family members at Christmas dinner or as a quirky apology for forgetting someone's birthday, these socks are the perfect mix of functional and utterly impractical. Wear them to your next family gathering and wait for Aunt Karen to insist you explain how your feet are getting a tastier meal than her lasagna!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come