Rubbery Trickery: The Pencil That Can't Write, But Can Crush Dreams - 2 Pack of Epic Prankery

Description

Get ready for a belly full of laughs (or tears, we don't judge) with this Rubber Pencil 2-Pack – a classic prank that’s as timeless as your Uncle Thad’s conspiracy theories. Nothing says ‘I’m serious about this work meeting’ like presenting your boss with a wobbly flopstick that’s exiled from the world of writing. Why settle for normal stationery when you can sabotage the very foundations of your colleagues’ sanity? Just watch the confusion unfold as they attempt to take notes with the unyielding rubber doppelganger! But beware, dear prankster; the rubber pencil is NOT a real pencil. It will not write. It will only mock. Eyes wide, hearts racing, and dignity on the line: that’s the true essence of this delightful disaster! Perfect for parties, prank enthusiasts, or that co-worker who *really* needs to learn to lighten up. Great for white elephant exchanges or to accompany a housewarming gift where you’re just hoping to make a memorable first impression—preferably one where people laugh, not leave your home and never return. Recommended for dads with too much dad-joke energy, sisters who channel their inner mischief-maker, or anyone who still thinks ‘genuine pencils’ are too mainstream. What better way to say 'Happy Birthday' than 'I hope you enjoy eternal embarrassment'? Embrace the mayhem. Buy two, because who doesn’t want double the rubbery chaos?

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come