The ‘Oopsie Daisy’ Emergency Fiasco Bundle

Description

Have you ever found yourself in a precarious situation where your body betrayed you? Congratulations, you’re human! Enter the ‘Oopsie Daisy’ Emergency Fiasco Bundle, your hilarious salvation in moments of unplanned chaos! Inside this delightful disaster kit, you’ll find an industrial supply of wet wipes for those questionable encounters, a few pairs of disposable underwear (don’t worry, we'll keep your secret), and tissues—because crying over spilled dignity is totally acceptable. To cap it all off, we threw in a satirical badge that sarcastically boasts 'Shart Survivor'—wear it loud and proud! All this comes in a discreet tin that could easily be mistaken for a vintage mint tin, preventing any awkward questions before, during, or after the inevitable incident. Perfect gift for that one friend who lives life on the edge... or the toilet! Ideal for bachelor parties, road trips, and that one person who always insists on ordering the chili.

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come