Squish It or Quit It: The Existential Crisis Stress Ball Duo for Life’s Most Awkward Moments

Description

Behold the pinnacle of questionable gift choices: the Squish It or Quit It Stress Ball Set! These aren’t your ordinary stress balls; they come infused with 100% pure anxiety, guaranteed to help you redirect all your frustrations towards something that can’t fight back. Just imagine the delight on your colleague’s face as you hurl these squishy orbs during a tedious conference call, perfectly timed with their latest bad pun. Perfect for those family Thanksgiving dinners when you need to communicate that 'I’m fine' while shouldering the weight of your unfulfilled dreams. At the next white elephant party, this duo will have everyone walking away with more confusion than gratitude. So grab your pair of stress-squishers today, because who needs therapy when you can just crush your overwhelming feelings with some absurdly delightful rubber balls?

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come