The GoPong Ankle Monitor Flask: Because Who Needs Freedom When You Have Vodka?

Description

Unlock the absurdity of drinking on the run with the GoPong Ankle Monitor Flask! This 5 oz masterpiece is a perfect blend of fashionably incarcerated chic and the unquenchable thirst of a party fiend. Just imagine yourself at a housewarming party attempting to blend in as the responsible adult, only for reality to hit you like a sack of potatoes: the only thing that's confined is your sanity! Slip this ankle monitor-inspired flask on and watch folks raise their eyebrows in confusion while you sip on your hidden elixir of life—also known as ‘mysterious vodka concoction’—all while keeping up the charade of strict house arrest. Ideal for dads figuring out how to escape parental responsibilities, or that friend who is always late because they 'just had to finish one more episode'...of their favorite drink. It’s also the perfect gag for those weird college reunions where everyone is silently judging but absolutely thirsty for some unfiltered fun. Plus, thanks to the fake LED lights and barcode, nobody will ever suspect you're just a classy rebel on the verge of breaking all the ‘drinking on a Monday’ laws! Use this funky contraption at office parties to silently remind your coworkers that the only thing worse than the coffee is the criticism of your 'work from home' decision. Give it away at a bachelor party to see who has the guts to chug out of a faux monitor while wearing a tuxedo (but for real, who thought that was a good idea?). Just remember: You might not be able to escape the law, but you can escape boredom—and most importantly, those overpriced club drinks. Trust us, when life gives you rules, grab a GoPong Ankle Monitor Flask and make your own!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come