XANDLE Xanax Candle - The Light That Attempts to Reduce Your Existential Crisis!

Description

Introducing the XANDLE Xanax Candle—because who needs therapy when you can just light a flame and hope for the best? Made from a unique blend of soy, beeswax, and an existential dread-scented aroma that might just mask your life’s disappointments, this candle promises to be the weirdest part of your decor. Infused with *chill sandalwood*, it really captures the essence of pretending life is fine while surrounded by questionable choices. Perfectly packaged for gifting to that friend who definitely needs to *chill* (or at least stop talking about their avocado toast anxiety at brunch), the XANDLE arrives gift-ready, so you can skip the wrapping and go straight to judging their awkward reaction! This delightful disaster is ideal for white elephant exchanges, or you know, just throwing shade in a group chat. Funky, funny, and totally bizarre, the XANDLE isn’t just a candle—it’s a chaotic experience that screams, “I care, but not really!” Ideal for your weird coworker or that friend who thinks “adulting” is a myth, it pairs well with almost any throw pillow that says “Live, Laugh, Regret.” Ready to dim the lights on your friends' hopes and aspirations? Grab the XANDLE for birthdays, housewarming parties, or just to say you *might* be a decent person… but probably not!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come