Poultry Pageantry Harness: For Chickens with Aspirations and Impeccable Style

Description

Why should your chicken settle for clucking around like an average barnyard dweller? Enter the Poultry Pageantry Harness, a costume accessory for the feathered fashionista in your life! This glorious set will have your chicken strutting down the block like it’s the runway at a bizarre animal fashion show. Imagine the looks on your neighbors’ faces when they see you strolling a couture chicken in the park while they walk their mundane dogs. Awkward conversations? Oh, they’re guaranteed! Crafted from ‘you’ll forget you have a chicken’ nylon, this harness comes with enough adjustable features to suit every body type—up to a whopping 3.6 pounds of poultry personality. Your hen no longer needs to live in the shadows of unimaginative livestock; it can now dazzle in the sartorial spotlight, as every clucker deserves to feel fabulous while pecking at sidewalk crumbs. With quick-release buckles, you can unleash your feathered diva in seconds, sending bystanders into a confused frenzy. Ideal for delightful strolls, neighborhood shock value, or as an unexpected guest of honor at your cousin’s next barbecue. Give your chicken the confidence boost it never asked for—because when it comes to poultry, normal is just plain boring!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come