The Flatulent Scribbler - An Excrementally Entertaining Writing Stick

Description

Why scribble away in silence when you could turn any piece of paper into an auditory assault? Behold, The Flatulent Scribbler, a pen that not only writes your grocery list but also orchestrates a symphony of 7 uproarious fart noises upon every click! Ideal for the brave souls who dare to drag bathroom humor into the boardroom or a classroom filled with unsuspecting victims. With a design tough enough to withstand the relentless joy of continuous clicking, this pen is outfitted with replaceable batteries to ensure your comedy never runs dry. Great for launching pranks, inciting classroom rioting, or penning ‘happy’ notes to that colleague who stole your lunch. Who knew that the essence of sophistication could be distilled into a pen that farts? Get ready for an awkward silence shattered by honking hilarity!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come