Elderly Escape Artist Car Magnets – Because Grandma Doesn’t Need a Driver’s License!

Description

Prepare for a hilariously awkward ride with our Elderly Escape Artist Car Magnets! Designed specifically for your beloved, mildly confused seniors, these whimsical charms are great for those who think they’re still young enough to outrun a traffic cone! This double serving of ridiculousness comes with TWO robust magnets to plaster onto any metal battlefield: your car, a friend’s rusty van, or—let's be honest—Grandpa’s classic 1972 lawnmower. Nothing says velocity like a magnet on a mower, right? Each attention-grabbing magnet measures a dazzling 6.78” x 6.78” and is the brightest shade of yellow—just in case people forget to check their mirrors. The rounded edges give them a touch of ‘it’s not a hazard if it’s a joke’ style. Why bother with turn signals when your outrageous design is practically screaming, “Watch out! Slow-moving hazards ahead!” Perfect for gifting to parents who mistake the car for a magic carpet—ideal for any occasion where you want to ensure that laughter (and possibly insurance premiums) are on the rise!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come