The Dad Joke 3000: Your Ticket to Eye-Rolling and Sighs, Guaranteed!

Description

Introducing the Dad Joke 3000, the only device that turns familial eye rolls into a daily ritual! Packed with over 75 soul-crushingly corny one-liners, this button is what happens when humor gets lost in the dad-joke void. One push and you can watch friends, family, and mere acquaintances collectively groan as they consider their life choices in an environment overflowing with hugs and cringes! Perfect for all dads: *New Dads* who think they’re still cool, *Grandpas* trying to connect with the tech-savvy youth, or just the dad whose sense of humor never evolved past 1985. This gag gift is the perfect companion for stale family barbecues, awkwardly silent dinner parties, or Monday morning meetings that could use some unwanted levity. Batteries? We got you covered! This device comes prepped with 2 x AAA batteries to unsuspectingly launch the dad joke apocalypse the moment unwrapped. Ideal for any occasion you want to ruin with laughter—or just a classic gift that says, ‘I care, sort of.’ Embrace the chaos, brighten a boring day, and watch helplessly as your loved ones stare blankly with that signature look of regret!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come