Anger Management Simulator 3000

Description

Introducing the Anger Management Simulator 3000 – your new desk buddy that’s less about therapy and more about you taking out your existential dread on a cute, inflatable bag! Attach it to your workspace and watch as your colleagues' eyes widen in fear when you unleash your inner UFC fighter after a stressful Zoom call with a guy named Ted. Sturdy suction base grips like your grip on sanity, while the resilient spring responds to your slapstick method of coping with corporate nonsense. Ideal for passive-aggressive meetings or for those days when yelling at the bathroom mirror just doesn’t cut it!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come