Sluggish Soap Spitter: The Gift of Confusion for All Occasions!

Description

Introducing the Sluggish Soap Spitter: because nothing says 'welcome to my home' quite like a snail that regurgitates soap! This delightful (and certainly perplexing) kitchen companion won't just dispense your liquid soap; it will also provoke questions about your life choices every time someone visits. Made from 100% 'hopefully-not-psychotic' plastic, it holds a mysterious 4 ounces of whatever liquid you dare to put inside—be it soap, shampoo, or last night's regret. Why settle for an ordinary soap dispenser when you can have a snail that coughs up suds? Simply press its shell, and watch as it lovingly ejects the soap like it’s desperately trying to spit out bad decisions. Perfect for confusing dinner guests, it’s like a game of ‘guess what’s in the snail’ every time they wash their hands. Perfect for children, adults, and people who have lost their minds in quarantine, this ‘functional’ art piece adds flair to any space and probably starts conversations that you wish would just stop. Bring the Sluggish Soap Spitter into your life and revel in the chaos it will bring! Ideal for white elephant exchanges or awkward birthday presents that just scream 'I care but also don’t!'

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come