Toilet Golf: The Only Sport That Doubles as Bathroom Bonding Time

Description

Introducing the Toilet Golf Game: because who wouldn’t want to mix their sacred throne time with their love for golf? This mini putting set is your golden ticket to mastering the art of multitasking in the most absurd way imaginable. Featuring a putting green that fits snuggly around your porcelain partner, a toddler-sized club (perfect for your tiny hands or those of your inner child), two balls (because let’s be honest, one is never enough), and an ominous do-not-disturb sign that could spark a battle of wills with your bathroom roommates. Ideal for the dad who takes his bathroom breaks as seriously as his golf game or the husband who pretends he’s busy when he’s really just refining his putting technique. Perfect for white elephant exchanges where everyone silently questions each other's life choices. This gift guarantees laughter, awkwardness, and a degree of envy among guests—because who wouldn’t try to sink a hole-in-one while sitting down?

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come