The Great Gassy Stopwatch – 5 Minutes of Throne Time and Social Discomfort!

Description

Behold, the Great Gassy Stopwatch! This isn’t just a timer; it’s your new bathroom bouncer, ready to turn every toilet visit into a ticking terror. Forget about your unholy five-minute retreats on the porcelain throne – this quirky timepiece will slap you to reality faster than those uncomfortable family dinners! Did someone say awkward silence? You bet it did! Perfect for those whose Instagram feed is lacking in suspenseful bathroom narratives or for that friend who thinks ‘pooping silently’ is a real talent. Swing it around like a benevolent bathroom god and watch as people scramble under pressure to meet their flush deadline! Ideal for any occasion, from holiday gatherings to surprise birthday bash gifts – just imagine the puzzled look on your recipient's face! This is the gag gift that just keeps giving (you nightmares)! It turns your daily dookie into a high-stakes game show where the only prize is dignity – but let's be honest, who's expecting that when Gary from accounting is involved? Make every restroom visit an event of epic proportions – or a tragic comedy!

Why It's Perfect

• Guaranteed to make them question your friendship
• Perfect for creating awkward moments
• Will be remembered (or hidden) for years to come