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Sassy Statement F*** You Jewelry: The Middle Finger Necklace for the Bold and Unapologetic

Sassy Statement F*** You Jewelry: The Middle Finge...

Introducing the Middle Finger Necklace – the most passive-aggressive charm you’ll ever wear! This hi...

Waddle Wacky: 55-Inch Fluffalicious Goose of Eternal Regret - Your New Holiest Home Decor and Cuddly Chaos!

Waddle Wacky: 55-Inch Fluffalicious Goose of Etern...

Introducing the Waddle Wacky: the 55-inch Fluffalicious Goose of Eternal Regret! This isn’t just a s...

Inflatable Anxiety Companion - 15.7" Puff-ify Your Life with a Puffer Fish Plush Stress Reliever!

Inflatable Anxiety Companion - 15.7" Puff-ify Your...

If you're desperately searching for a way to embrace the chaos that is modern living, look no furthe...

Solar-Powered Tortoise of Eternal Regret: The Garden Statue That Just Won’t Move (or Live Without Guilt)

Solar-Powered Tortoise of Eternal Regret: The Gard...

Introducing the Solar-Powered Tortoise of Eternal Regret, the garden statue that promises to be the ...

Menstruation Crustacean Lobster – Your New Bestie for Aunt Flo's Abrupt Visits (Cuddly & Sassy Heating Pad Edition)

Menstruation Crustacean Lobster – Your New Bestie ...

Introducing the Menstruation Crustacean Lobster – your one-way ticket to a cringe-free cramp relief ...

Custom LGBTQ Pride Card: The Personalized Photo Horror that Celebrates Your Fabulous Friends' Existential Dread

Custom LGBTQ Pride Card: The Personalized Photo Ho...

This Custom LGBTQ Pride Card is the ultimate vehicle for expressing your love in the most bizarre an...

Coddies Fish Flip Flops: Channel Your Inner Aquatic Meme with Bass-Scented Footwear

Coddies Fish Flip Flops: Channel Your Inner Aquati...

Dive into the absurdity with Coddies Fish Flip Flops, the ultimate pressurized pouch of pure aquatic...

Use The Force Plunger - Intergalactic Toilet Savior and Bathroom Combatant for Epic Gag Gifts and Secret Santa Shenanigans!

Use The Force Plunger - Intergalactic Toilet Savio...

Introducing the Use The Force Plunger — the only weapon in the galaxy capable of battling clogs with...

Middle Finger Projection Pen: The 'Why Are You Still Talking?' Device

Middle Finger Projection Pen: The 'Why Are You Sti...

Introducing the Middle Finger Projection Pen, the only writing utensil that literally says, "Shut up...

Sarcastic Desk Sign: A Pathway to Office Mediation – ‘I’ll Try Being Nicer, You Try Being Smarter’

Sarcastic Desk Sign: A Pathway to Office Mediation...

Introducing the office desk sign that your coworkers never knew they needed until you, the benevolen...