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Horrifyingly Happy Shelf Gators with Leggy Shenanigans for Your Creepy Quirky Décor (Set of 2 Suspicious Alligators)

Horrifyingly Happy Shelf Gators with Leggy Shenani...

Attention, fans of the bizarre and absurd! Introducing the Hilariously Happy Shelf Gators – the only...

Best Dimensional Distraction - Hilarious Best Boobs and Ass Awards Trophy, Perfect for Pranking Friends and Coworkers

Best Dimensional Distraction - Hilarious Best Boob...

Unveil the absurdity of workplace decor with the Best Dimensional Distraction trophy—a resin marvel ...

Funky Footed Succulent Sacrificial Shrine: The Human Feet Planter for Your Most Dreadful Plants

Funky Footed Succulent Sacrificial Shrine: The Hum...

Introducing the most bizarre home accessory you never knew you needed: the Funky Footed Succulent Sa...

Waddling Gains: The Bodybuilding Duck Statue for Outrageous Home Decor and Key Holding Shenanigans

Waddling Gains: The Bodybuilding Duck Statue for O...

Introducing the Waddling Gains Duck Statue, the perfect conversation starter for those who believe i...

Middle Finger Scented Candle: For When You Want to Say 'F*ck You' with Pine-Scented Class

Middle Finger Scented Candle: For When You Want to...

Introducing the Middle Finger Scented Candle – the only aromatic way to flip the bird at life’s litt...

Sassy Statement F*** You Jewelry: The Middle Finger Necklace for the Bold and Unapologetic

Sassy Statement F*** You Jewelry: The Middle Finge...

Introducing the Middle Finger Necklace – the most passive-aggressive charm you’ll ever wear! This hi...

Waddle Wacky: 55-Inch Fluffalicious Goose of Eternal Regret - Your New Holiest Home Decor and Cuddly Chaos!

Waddle Wacky: 55-Inch Fluffalicious Goose of Etern...

Introducing the Waddle Wacky: the 55-inch Fluffalicious Goose of Eternal Regret! This isn’t just a s...

Inflatable Anxiety Companion - 15.7" Puff-ify Your Life with a Puffer Fish Plush Stress Reliever!

Inflatable Anxiety Companion - 15.7" Puff-ify Your...

If you're desperately searching for a way to embrace the chaos that is modern living, look no furthe...

Solar-Powered Tortoise of Eternal Regret: The Garden Statue That Just Won’t Move (or Live Without Guilt)

Solar-Powered Tortoise of Eternal Regret: The Gard...

Introducing the Solar-Powered Tortoise of Eternal Regret, the garden statue that promises to be the ...

Menstruation Crustacean Lobster – Your New Bestie for Aunt Flo's Abrupt Visits (Cuddly & Sassy Heating Pad Edition)

Menstruation Crustacean Lobster – Your New Bestie ...

Introducing the Menstruation Crustacean Lobster – your one-way ticket to a cringe-free cramp relief ...