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Surprise! You’re Going on a Gay Cruise - Maybe? (Just Kidding, You’re Not)

Surprise! You’re Going on a Gay Cruise - Maybe? (J...

Do you want to watch your loved ones' expressions shift from sheer joy to utter confusion faster tha...

Invisible Product Box: For When You Want to Embarrass Without the Mess (Cursed Freedom Edition)

Invisible Product Box: For When You Want to Embarr...

Introducing the Invisible Product Box – it’s like sending your friend an empty suitcase that carries...

Pricey Psychiatrist or Fun-Employment Desk Sign: Choose Wisely!

Pricey Psychiatrist or Fun-Employment Desk Sign: C...

Feeling overwhelmed at work? This utterly ridiculous “Answer Desk Rates” sign is like a psychic cons...

Monstrous Mother's Day Spoon for When You Want Her to Stir with Fury

Monstrous Mother's Day Spoon for When You Want Her...

Unleash chaos during family gatherings with the Any Face Spoon, the kitchenware for those who thrive...

The Gloriously Inappropriate Glow-in-the-Dark Dickatortoise – For Every Awkward Moment

The Gloriously Inappropriate Glow-in-the-Dark Dick...

Introducing the Dickatortoise, the glorified mascot of cringe and confusion that you never knew you ...

Bone Chilling Spine-tingling Candle: Illuminate Your Inner Goth

Bone Chilling Spine-tingling Candle: Illuminate Yo...

Welcome to the nightmare before your eyes! Our spine candle, meticulously crafted to resemble a vert...

The ‘Why Did I Open This?’ Booby Prize Trophy - For Those Desperate Moments

The ‘Why Did I Open This?’ Booby Prize Trophy - Fo...

Behold the glorious embodiment of ‘What on Earth is this?!’! This Booby Prize Trophy is here to cele...

The Night Light of Regret: A Flick of Guilt and a Switch Full of Awkward

The Night Light of Regret: A Flick of Guilt and a ...

Introducing the ultimate bedside companion that screams 'I care about you' while simultaneously ques...

Cuddly Oodles of Anxiety: Your Emotional Support Giggle Nugget

Cuddly Oodles of Anxiety: Your Emotional Support G...

Tired of actually dealing with your feelings? Meet the Cuddly Oodles of Anxiety, a plush companion d...

Titty Wipes: Because Your Girlfriend's Boobs Deserve Spa Days Too!

Titty Wipes: Because Your Girlfriend's Boobs Deser...

Transform your mundane romantic evenings into an absurd adventure with Titty Wipes—because who needs...