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Hork the Horse-Shark Hybrid: Because Why Not?

Hork the Horse-Shark Hybrid: Because Why Not?

Prepare yourself for the absurdity that is Hork, the equestrian predator from the depths of your wei...

Squish It or Quit It: The Existential Crisis Stress Ball Duo for Life’s Most Awkward Moments

Squish It or Quit It: The Existential Crisis Stres...

Behold the pinnacle of questionable gift choices: the Squish It or Quit It Stress Ball Set! These ar...

The Noisemaker of Doom: Aztec Ear-Splitting Death Whistle!

The Noisemaker of Doom: Aztec Ear-Splitting Death ...

Buckle up, buttercup! Your gatherings are about to skyrocket from mundane to downright horrifying wi...

Warning: Cat 'Splosion Zone - Miniature Sign for the Brave at Heart

Warning: Cat 'Splosion Zone - Miniature Sign for t...

Welcome to your home’s first line of defense against feline-fueled chaos! Introducing the 'Warning: ...

The Great Gassy Stopwatch – 5 Minutes of Throne Time and Social Discomfort!

The Great Gassy Stopwatch – 5 Minutes of Throne Ti...

Behold, the Great Gassy Stopwatch! This isn’t just a timer; it’s your new bathroom bouncer, ready to...

Tiny Hands for Big Shenanigans—Finger Hand Therapy for Your Anxieties

Tiny Hands for Big Shenanigans—Finger Hand Therapy...

Introducing the ultimate existential crisis reliever: our Set of Tiny Finger Hands! Because why shou...

Emergency Boyfriend: Just Add Water (No Returns, No Regrets!)

Emergency Boyfriend: Just Add Water (No Returns, N...

Feeling lonely, bored, or maybe just in desperate need of a second date that’s actually in your bath...

The Legend of the Yodeling Pickle: Your Family's New Existential Crisis!

The Legend of the Yodeling Pickle: Your Family's N...

Behold the Yodeling Pickle: the gift that says, 'I've chosen chaos over comfort!' Yes, it's the ulti...

Snuggle Up as a Snack: The Tortilla Blanket for Taco Lovers!

Snuggle Up as a Snack: The Tortilla Blanket for Ta...

Ever wanted to become the centerpiece of your next potluck? Well, dream no more! Presenting the Taco...

OldFartamins: The Medication for Becoming a Class-A Grumpy Old-Timer – A Gag Gift to Celebrate Your Impending Crotchetiness!

OldFartamins: The Medication for Becoming a Class-...

Welcome to OldFartamins, where aging becomes a punchline and grumpiness is your new superpower! Enca...