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The Cuddly Can of Regret: Diet Coke Pillow of Mediocre Life Choices

The Cuddly Can of Regret: Diet Coke Pillow of Medi...

Introducing the ultimate snuggly monument to indecision: the Diet Coke Can Plush Pillow! At 13.5 inc...

Botox Bills: The Coin Purse That Supports Your Filler Fund

Botox Bills: The Coin Purse That Supports Your Fil...

Introducing the Pink Botox Bills Beaded Coin Purse, because if you can't inject youth into your skin...

Reignite the Nostalgia: The Classic Tamagotchi Pet!

Reignite the Nostalgia: The Classic Tamagotchi Pet...

Remember the days of nurturing your own little digital buddy? The Original Tamagotchi is back and cu...

Island Dogs Blurry Playing Cards - The Hilarious Twist to Your Game Night!

Island Dogs Blurry Playing Cards - The Hilarious T...

Get ready to turn your game night into a laughing riot with the Island Dogs Blurry Deck of Playing C...

Hilarious Plush Banana Man: The Ultimate Decompression Buddy!

Hilarious Plush Banana Man: The Ultimate Decompres...

Meet your new favorite sidekick—the Plush Banana Man! This adorably wacky stuffed doll stands at a c...

Oversized White Goose Buddy - 51 Inches of Soft, Snuggly Fun!

Oversized White Goose Buddy - 51 Inches of Soft, S...

Who needs a pillow when you can have a GIANT GOOSE? This incredible 51-inch plush stuffed animal is ...

Mermaid Catastrophe: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Statement Piece

Mermaid Catastrophe: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Wate...

Why merely splash about when you can plunge headfirst into the depths of social chaos? Introducing t...

The Scalp-O-Matic 3000: Hair-Raising Horror or Head Spa Heaven? You Decide!

The Scalp-O-Matic 3000: Hair-Raising Horror or Hea...

Is your scalp feeling like a war zone? Introducing the Scalp-O-Matic 3000, the gadget that promises ...

Banana But Make it Tech: The Absurdity of the 4-Port USB Hub!

Banana But Make it Tech: The Absurdity of the 4-Po...

Tired of fighting over USB ports like it's some kind of high-stakes tug-of-war? Say hello to the 'Ba...

The Facepocalypse Blanket - Cuddle Up with Your New Nightmare!

The Facepocalypse Blanket - Cuddle Up with Your Ne...

Meet the Facepocalypse Blanket! An atrocity draped in fleece and hilarity, measuring 50" x 40", it’s...