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Crustacean in Capris: The Manatee of Menstrual Mayhem

Crustacean in Capris: The Manatee of Menstrual May...

Introducing the Crustacean in Capris, the absurd remedy to your monthly misery that’s part lobster, ...

Box of Cox – The Inappropriate Card Game That's Part Pun, Part Chaos, 100% Party Mayhem

Box of Cox – The Inappropriate Card Game That's Pa...

Brace yourself — Box of Cox is the outrageously unhinged adult party game no one asked for but every...

Emotional Support Hot Dogs – Plush Wieners for People Barely Holding It Together

Emotional Support Hot Dogs – Plush Wieners for Peo...

When life is a mess and therapy is expensive, hug a hot dog. These soft, squishy Emotional Support H...

Emotionally Bankrupt: The Zero-Fcks Glass Jar of Nihilism

Emotionally Bankrupt: The Zero-Fcks Glass Jar of N...

Are you tired of pretending to care? Introducing the Emotionally Bankrupt Jar—a 12oz glass monument ...

Toilet-Head Face Planter – Quirky Succulent Pot That Looks Like It's Having a Thoughtful Breakdown

Toilet-Head Face Planter – Quirky Succulent Pot Th...

Why settle for boring plant pots when you can grow your succulents right out of someone's tiny ceram...

Plumber’s Delight: The Coffee Mug That Says ‘I Need More Fiber’

Plumber’s Delight: The Coffee Mug That Says ‘I Nee...

Awaken your senses with a cup of liquid courage that looks like it came straight from the plumbing d...

Toilet Time Travel Shot Glasses (Set of 2) – A Gift for the Sippin’ & Sidetracked

Toilet Time Travel Shot Glasses (Set of 2) – A Gif...

Why drink like a normal person when you can sip from a miniature porcelain urinal? This set of two m...

Invisible Hairbrush – The Ultimate Hair Care for the Hairless

Invisible Hairbrush – The Ultimate Hair Care for t...

Introducing the revolutionary Invisible Hairbrush: because bald is the new black! This sleek, absolu...

Toilet Golf: The Only Sport That Doubles as Bathroom Bonding Time

Toilet Golf: The Only Sport That Doubles as Bathro...

Introducing the Toilet Golf Game: because who wouldn’t want to mix their sacred throne time with the...

The Truth Slayer Button – Nonsense Exposer for Awkward Office Moments

The Truth Slayer Button – Nonsense Exposer for Awk...

Introducing the Truth Slayer Button: because sometimes, you just need to verbally assault mediocrity...